Nokia and Samsung throw down a pair of Aces, Apple rumor season begins, and CES attendees have to rely on their hard drives if they want to see porn stars this year.

Our best jokes, most stunning graphics, oh, and a bunch of insightful newsy stuff, too. If you’re into that kind of thing.

This week, it’s safe for the airline pilot to use an iPad during take-off, but not for you. Also, Molly fixes the Kindle Fire and a lizard plays video games.

Verizon hates the Galaxy Nexus, PayPal tries to ruin Christmas, but Molly saves the day with her Gadget of the Year shopping tip.

The Asus Transformer Prime tablet wins Molly’s heart in one fell swoop, Facebook loses a privacy spat, and AT&T should fold. Now.

This week on Buzz Report, it’s the 2011 Thanksgiving Clogging the Tubes Spectacular, featuring our favorite memes of the year. Feast your eyes!

Rise up and slay SOPA before it can suck the entire Web down with it! Also in buzz-worthy news this week, the Kindle Fire is for nerds and grandmas both. Who knew?

The HP TouchPad is back from the dead (again) with a hot new price … and a catch. Plus, Facebook is crawling with children, and the Internet is changing the world (again).

In the big buzz of the week, Nokia’s Lumia 800 gets beat by a thermostat for nerd attention. Plus, the Jobs bio, Netflix’s hard road, and political crazy talk.

In the big tech news of the week, the Galaxy Nexus steals the RAZR’s thunder, but the iPhone 4S trumps them both. Plus: Lytro is here!